10 Things You Won't See At A China Drum Gig

1) Adam's acoustic set featuring 3 sensitive ballads.
2) The mosh pit swaying gently and rhythymically while holding aloft their lighters.
3) Anyone on stage wearing a mackems shirt.
4) A mid set interruption to update the latest Manchester United score.
5) The band climbing out of a giant lemon.
6) Bill throwing stadium-style plank-spanking shapes.
7) Dave standing still.
8) Adam standing still.
9) Jan hiring a new drummer so he can move around the stage more freely while he sings.
10)The Drum doing covers of songs by Kate Bush, Crowded House and the Proclaimers (oops).

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