10 Things You Don't Want To See At A China Drum Gig

1) Bouncers keeping you off the stage even though Adam is reaching down to help you up (hello Hanley).
2) Bouncers.
3) People wearing Bush Tshirts.
4) People following you to the loo asking if you have found Jesus yet.
5) Rupert the Bear thieves (hello Leeds).
6) A couple of girls, as the Drum take the stage telling you their car has broken down in a bus lane outside the venue and could you just...... (hello Manchester).
7) The Drum blowing up the P.A. on the second number (hello Harlow).
8) Three men two feet taller than you standing in front of you talking (hello everywhere).
9) A stage diver landing on Bill’s effects pedals and killing the guitar sound during Fiction Of Life (hello Hanley).
10) An American showing off with a contrived sexist metaphor.

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